Cravings

When your pregnant, you hear all about cravings, there are some practical ones out there, there are also extreamly weird ones that make you wonder if the lady has a alien growing inside of her then a human baby.

For example,

My co-workers wife wanted ho-hos all the time, he would pick up 12-24 boxes before work and come home and they would all be eaten, ALL OF THEM!!

I have another co-worker who's sister in-law wanted rocks, now these has to be a spicific kind of rock from a spicific mountain, So her husband would hike this mountain once a week to get her rocks. She would suck on the rocks, and I thought, oh maybe she need the salt, no she wanted the dirt. THE DIRT!! This is when I start to question if I am having an encounter with someone who has mated with a V. (if you get my movie reference I give you a high five.)

Now it comes to me, all I want is cheese and spicy foods, now the minute I eat spicy foods I get some of the worst heartburn I have ever had in my life, that makes me want to die! But its all worth it in the end, because hey, I got to eat.

Speaking of eating...